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Like a crazy Miss Haversham I sit on Oscar day/night dressed up and rocking backwards and forwards waiting for the last minute invitation to slip through the post so I finally have a reason for inventing teleportation.
As you can see I am prepared for said event to take place.
However it is looking more likely that me and R Pattz are gonna just have to hang out here and watch it on the television.
I am gonna go the distance folks, I am gonna watch the entire ceremony, AND I am gonna twitter my predictions/inane thoughts through the event or until I pass out with laughter at how funny Alec and Steve are…. (bit worried about that to be honest, I mean did they really sizzle on screen together in that Meryl Streep film about old people love?)
I might fall asleep half way through but I will try not to.
Anyway if you wanna join in the prediction party follow me and Rob (my lifesize cut out not Sparky) @ellenstarbuck on twitter, so lets all close our eyes and pretend we are Kristin Stewert, I mean there.
Right I must go prepare the twiglets and put some rose on ice.
p.s I bet you wouldn’t get Jonny Greenwood posing with a cardboard cut out of Daniel Day Lewis and twittering about it. Yeah.
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